A lady from 2nd flor asking 4 bananawala: Kela kaisa dega?
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Bananawala: Memsab Aath me bara,
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Lady told: Saat me tera deta hai to upar aaja!!
Udaas kyon hote ho shaam ki tarah, udaas kyon hote ho shaam ki tarah,
aao mera l@@d chuso aam ki tarah... Ha ha ha :-)
Baba Ramdev: Aaj Aurat Itne Kam Kapde Pehnti Hai Unki Bra, Taange, Peeth, Pura Badan Nanga Dikhta Hai..
Sardar Ki Aawaz Ayi: Baba Yoga Karvao Khada Mat Karvao. Hahahahahaha....;) "D"
Class Me Baithi Ladki Ki Bra Ka 'HOOK' Badi Aawaz Ke Saath Toot Gaya.
Peeche Baithe Ladke Ne Pucha: Kya Hua? Ladki: Do Panchhi Pinjre Se Azaad Ho Gaye.
Hahahahaha......"D"
Arz kiya hai jab seher se door koi baap raat mai jagta hai toh uska beta kehta hai
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Papa so jao nhi toh mere jaisa ek or aajayega
ek ladki ki t-shart par car chappi thi , ek chota bachha use goar se dekh raha tha to
ladki boli car chalani h, to bachha bola nhi-nhi car nhi chalani h , agr apki izajat ho to HORN bajalu.
Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli:" Aaj kuch Aisa Karo K Mere Paseeney Chhut Jaaye...
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Banta Utha Aur
Fan Band Karke So Gaya..
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Moral:" I don't post dirty jokes" :p
"Dalne Laga Me To Cheekhne Lagi Wo" "Huwa Dard Itna K Seh Na Saki Wo"
"Taklef Hui Itni K Boli Bahar Nikalo" "Please Dosri Size Ki" "Choriyan Mere Hath Me Dalo"
'Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo ... Please Mat Karo ...
Maine Kaha Na Plz Aisa Nahi ...... Aur Mat Dabao ....
are Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho?? Maine Kaha Ho Jayega .....
Plz hu Jayega ... Aheste .... Kaha Tha Mat Karo Aisa ...
Ab Ho Gaya Na ....
Message
Khatam
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